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daddyfuckedme:

do u ever catch ur dog watching tv and wonder what the hell they’re thinking about

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truth-has-a-liberal-bias:

spillboy:

I think that’s called stupidity, or cognitive dissonance.

Racism.

truth-has-a-liberal-bias:

spillboy:

I think that’s called stupidity, or cognitive dissonance.

Racism.

(via reagan-was-a-horrible-president)

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I just googled how to heat pita bread. So yeah, I’m a catch.

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fireproofcalum:

duhlucas:

hodiddly:

the boys doing the finger thing

well that’s hot

Mmmm

Mmmmm hands

(via specialmay)

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baerials:

This is the BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

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heckbennett:

The song hallelujah always makes me cry but it also makes me think of Shrek???

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boobslyn:

Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them

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bopeep:

this is what im on tumblr for

bopeep:

this is what im on tumblr for

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necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

(Source: jajaneenee, via joshpeck)